Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Carjacked? NOT!

So, last Thursday's CMW show at the Wrongbar was off the hook! In the face of not having backline as promised, several bands came together in a spirit of community and put on a killer show. Great sets by Plushgun, The Framework, APlotAgainstMe, KeysNKrates (natch), The Wongboys, and Team Canada DJs made for an awesome night!

After a night off on Friday, we spent the day driving to Montreal for another show at the Academy...despite a language barrier with the sound guy, the team brought it again and entertained our Montreal Fans, along with Plushgun and The WongBoys. I was pretty wiped, and this old man fell asleep at the back of the club for a bit...but we still had a good time, all in all!

Now, to the subject of this post...Carjacked...not fun, not a good look, as they say...but as we were trying to find our hotel after the gig, a black SUV pulled up behind us, asked flashed it's lights, and used their speaker system to ask us to pull over. While there were no police markings, the it was consistent with a SWAT/SRU type truck that is commonly used...so after a brief discussion, we pulled over.

Next we were asked to exit the van, lie face down on the pavement, and put our hands behind our head...

...now, debate has occurred as to what would have happened yet. Maybe it was some jokers, just looking to pull a "harmless" prank...or maybe, it was something a bit more nefarious:

"Friday, January 30, 2009 at 11:37 a.m.

A 19-year-old man is wanted for impersonating a San Juan police officer.

Roel Garcia is accused of stopping a couple on Minnesota Road by using an unmarked car with flashing red and blue emergency lights.

Garcia was in plain clothes and allegedly told the victims he was an undercover investigator with the San Juan Police Department.

The 19-year-old man told the couple that he was on the lookout for a car full of cash.

Rolando Garcia with the San Jan Police Department said it became it obvious he was not really a police officer.

"When they said, 'We only have 10 dollars,' he grabbed it," the police spokesman said. "The victims made a comment like, 'You're a dirty officer and the suspect allegedly replied, yeah i'm a dirty officer so what!"

Police said only uniformed officers make traffic stops.

Action 4 News learned that red and blue emergency lights are actually easy to come by.

But Eddie Guerra with Communications Etc. in McAllen said he makes sure they don't end up in the wrong hands.

Guerra said he verifies that he's selling the public safety equiopment to legitimate police and firemen.

But he admits would-be criminals often offer him a pretty penny for the lights.

"I've been offered almost four to five times more than the light is worth just to purchase the lights, so they can go out in the streets and cause harm," Guerra said.

And then:

"Feb. 4 - The man who has been posing as a fake police officer may be using a police scanner to listen in on the real cops trying to catch him.

The Escambia County Sheriff's Office says the fake cop tried to stop a woman early Wednesday morning. The woman was traveling on North Palafox Street near Nine Mile Road when a white Ford Crown Victoria with blue lights got behind her, said Sheriff's Public Information Officer, Sgt. Ted Roy.

The woman called 911 to check to see if a real officer was trying to pull her over, says Roy. The woman stayed on the line with dispatchers and was told a real officer was not trying to pull her over and to keep driving.

"I told my husband I wasn't going to stop unless I called and made sure somebody was stopping me," the caller told emergency dispatchers.

It's a call that deputies say may have saved this woman's life and they're advising anyone else who encounters the "fake cop" to make the same call.

Deputies were about to initiate pursuit when the fake officer must have listened in on scanner traffic and turned around, Sgt. Roy said."

(Both stories found using Google.com search function)


So, keeping these things in mind, the final consensus was NOT to exit the van. At this point, I was pretty pissed...tired, cranky, alla dat. What we should have done, was called 911 to confirm whether or not it was a legitimate traffic stop.

Instead, I stick my head out the window and yell "let's see a badge first"...and was lucky I wasn't pelted with BBs or something more lethal....the SUV pulls up beside us, the passenger yells "F*ck off", and off they drove...

...they did circle around behind us and hit the siren again, but they grew tired of that game and took off shortly after...

...so, we lucked out...but I was pretty irked...and heard of the two stories posted above as well as some others, for pete's sake, is it really that easy to purchase that kind of equipment and not be involved in law enforcement, at least bonded??? There's other stories of worse occurences, people getting seriously hurt...something needs to be done about this...seriously...or as the Al Gore sez on South Park: "Serially!"

On the way back to TO, Matisse turned me on to this really cool project the Duke's of Daville , check it out sometime, I'm spinning the Millenium Music The Prequel CD, Steady's my fav track right now. Peace!

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Now playing: Dukes of Daville - Steady (Mesh Up Mix)


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Saturday, March 7, 2009

Rev Groove Update

Just a quick update on what I'll be doing this month (so far):

Playing bass with Keys N Krates next Thursday Mar. 12 at The Wrongbar.

TEAM CANADA | KEYS N KRATES | WONG BOYS | EH TEAM DJS @ WRONGBAR

Hosted by:WRONGBAR
Type:Party - Club Party
Where:Wrongbar
When:Thursday, March 12 from 9:00 pm to 4:00 am


If you're in TO on Thursday night, make this the CMW Event to attend. Keys N Krates IS re-inventing, and REINVIGORATING the re-mix. Check out the Keysnkrates.com for more details, videos, booking, and downloads. Love working with these guys...


Then on Saturday, it's off to Montreal for another Keys N Krates Gig at the Academy:




FUEGO! ☼ KEYS N' KRATES + GUESTS @ ACADEMY MAR14

Hosted by:LOOKOUT
Type:Music/Arts - Jam Session
Where:Academy Club
When:Saturday, March 14 from 9:00 pm to 3:00 am

Then at the end of the month, I'll be the guest clinician for the Halton Board of Educations's Band Extravaganza, shaking the Burlington Music Centre with 10-15 bass playing students...one of the tunes they're doing this year is the Transformers Theme, I'm pretty excited about it. That's March 26-27th...not open to the general public though. If you would like me to roll by and do a clinic for you, drop a comment and I'll be in touch!

Things are starting to calm down from the family's health issues, so I'm hoping to get back to finishing the track I'm working on for my uncle's poem and laying the tracks for my dad's stuff. Hopefully we'll have that posted for you guys in the next week or so...that's all for now, back to the poke war with my west coast buddy Marianne...






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Now playing: Diana King - Shy Guy
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Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Dealin' with the in-laws

So it's been a busy week, haven't had a chance to update the ole blog...first off, my oldest daughter hasn't been able to keep food down for over two weeks. Been to the doctor with her twice in that time, second time she was sent to the ER...STILL no results, we're supposed to go back on Friday for a follow up with the pediatrician...

...but this blog is about the in-laws. Now, I couldn't ask for in-laws that were better than what I have. Love them as if they were my own parents, and they've done a lot for us. My studio in the garage? Courtesy of my father-in-law. Stepping in to help out with childcare two days a week when our other arrangements fell through? There's Nana to save the day (and she makes a killer sandwich when I'm running late too!)

So, she's juggling a lot. Aside from helping us with our kids (ADHD daughter and son, toddler daughter, and the middle daughter trying to keep up and carve her niche and get her share of attention), she is the full time caregiver for HER own mother. Now, she's a piece of work. She plays the helpless victim, so dependent, everyone has to pay attention to her...if she isn't the centre of attention, she runs downstairs to her granny suite to sulk...

...so last week especially, she's been a big pain in the...you know...Mom is so stressed out from dealing with that, and with everything else going on, she ends up in the hospital with a heart attack, and several minor attacks since then. She'll have to have an angioplasty, and a bit of time to recover.

So the wife and I, we're looking for alternative childcare, but that's the least of our worries...but feel free to click on some links on the right hand side folks! Our main concern is how to create and maintain a stress free environment for Mom when she gets home.

Grandma is NOT co-operating. I tell you the truth readers, while Mom lies in bed, Grandma continues to stress her out. She has the nerve to complain that she doesn't know what's going on (not true, it's been explained to her MANY times), but she's upset that mom has "left her alone."

Umm...not by choice Grandma!

I'm extremely p.o.'d...if it was up to me, I'd go pack her things and deliver her tale to the retirement home IMMEDIATELY...while that is the best course of action (admittedly in my opinion), the general consensus is that it either needs to be Mom's idea, or the systems (Grandma has a nurse come by a couple of times a week, they can determine to move her if it's in her best interests.)

So, I invite you to engage in healthy CONSTRUCTIVE dialogue via the posting of your comments. When is the right time to make that difficult decision? It's hard, I know, and I'm not related to Grandma by blood, so maybe I'm a little detached...but I love my mother-in-law, and I'm tired of her being manipulated by my wretched grandmother in law, who is not as dotish as she would have people believe her to be...I mean, she's been dressing herself for the past 5 days, she "couldn't" when mom was home! Nuff said!

Now, I'm sure someone is going to say "When do you want your kids to pack you off to a retirement home?", to which I respond "NEVER!" I'll have a plan in place and a doctor I trust to let us know when it's time for me to have part and/or full time care.

So yeh, please share your thoughts! Am I off base? A cold, unfeeling rat? Let me know what you think, no worries!

Music content: I think my writer's block is starting to lift, I have some life experience to put to music...well, once I have time, after cooking, cleaning, and watching the kids while the better half is helping with her mom...which I don't begrudge...so I'll hopefully be finishing the demo for "The Breakdown", which was sent to a drummer buddy of mine to lay the good drum track, after which I'll re-track the bass and then lay an organ pad, and we'll post it here sometime soon!



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Now playing: Orin Isaacs - Rock The Bass
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Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Writer's Block

Yup, the big WB. I'm supposed to be composing tunes for my debut music project, and I've got two ideas in mind, possibly a third....tracked one of them for a Leland Sklar tribute that isn't going to be used (I'm not bitter or upset about that, it's not right for the project...) and was supposed to track a second for another shot at it, but I have no desire suddenly to create.

Stress at work I think has something to do with it. It's the end of our year and I need to shave $2k more from overdue accounts...kids are sick...gotta take my oldest to the doctor's first thing in the morning...

...now, see, I should be able to take that stuff, and generate a GREAT album! Lots of material for some bluesy, soulful angst driven tracks! But I'm tired of that. I don't want to write anymore love songs...even though I'm married to the love of my life, it's no reflection on her...I'm just feeling "meh" about everything.

Decided too, not to buy or rent (unless it's specifically needed for a one-off gig) any new (or used/new to me) gear for at least this year, with the exception of rental buyouts...partially a financial thing, partially to discipline myself to learn chops rather than gear. The thing is...I LOVE gadgets, and the thought of not giving into G.A.S. (see previous blog) is kind of depressing...no G.A.S for a year? Hopefully there's some prototypes coming down the pipleline from Traynor to try out...

Heck, even this blog is a result of the 'block, I couldn't come up with anything to write, so I'm writing about that!

So, I have a bar mitzvah gig this weekend, first one in awhile. Haven't played the Playground material in some time, so when I'm done this, I'm going to familiarize myself with some of the more difficult tracks, though all of our stuff is jammed out. The Playground is my favourite gig, I'm hoping this weekend will spark some creative juices flowing.

Also, I need to see if I can put together a jam band for a local establishment on a weekly basis. Used to show up there and actually sat in as part of the houseband a couple of times before the gig got shut down. The owner is looking for another band a different night of the week...if I can find the right guys...well, the right front person to build a band around...then a great drummer to hook up with to get a tight rhythm section...a sick guitarist, who's capable of leavng his ego at the door...and hot damn, we have a jam band!

So yeh, I'll sign off before I start writing nonsense. It's 2 PM, I need to flip the laundry and run some tunes...love that the studio is semi-detached from the house...hopefully I'll have something more interesting to write next week, peace!



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Now playing: All-Star Tribute - What's Going On
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Sunday, February 1, 2009

Get Rich, quick!

Yeh, right! Pay $X, get some friends to sign up, and get them to sign up friends, and watch the profits roll in...

...well, the problem is, all the people who get in on the ground floor so to speak, make all the dough. The people who come afterwards, well, the market's saturated by all the "grounders" who recruited you along with others that you could have recruited or recruited the person who recruited you; they make their money off the people who come after them...so if you don't get in early, and/or get seriously industrious in recruiting in untapped markets, you're outta luck!

Now, I'm not necessarily a fan of these schemes, pretty much they all come off as a pyramid arrangement (See above paragraph, the top of the pyramid makes dough based on the next level, and so on down the line...) But if there's an opportunity to get in on something when it starts, why not?

So, I have a Facebook account (which is how some of you may have stumbled on this blog.) My wife in her neverending quest to help me get nice bass and studio gear without impacting family finances, signed me up for a brand new Facebook App called "ChattoText." My own main reason for signing up for it is that if someone needs to get in touch with me right away for a gig or something and they don't have a cell phone to text me but they have access to the net (yeh, how likely is THAT to happen...) then they can send me an SMS message through my Facebook page using this application...so it's useful, for $6/month, nothing huge, and I'll write it off at tax time anyways and get some back.

The interesting thing though, is that for each person you recruit, they'll give you some cash back right away. This little video promo they showed gave a figure of over $7K/month...sheyaa right!

Still...this is a brand new thing...and as I said before, if you get in on the ground floor...so who knows? So I invited 5 friends (current max/day) who I think may find it useful, and who I also think wouldn't mind making a few extra bucks...tomorrow I may invite five more...I truly don't expect this to make me a millionaire, but hey! Maybe in three months I'll be sitting on my very own island in the South Pacific drinking a cooler and typing this blog using a satellite uplink...


(...knowing Ms. Groove, she'll have the referrall link up within the next day or so, check it out and leave a comment to let me know what YOU think!)

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Now playing: J Moss ft. Anthony Hamilton - I'm Not Perfect
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Sunday, January 25, 2009

G.A.S. vs. S.A.F.

Well, there's different meanings for "gas". Gas makes your car go. Gas comes out of your...you know...

...but the G.A.S I'm referring to, stands for "Gear Acquisition Syndrome." You see, as musicians, we're always looking for the perfect set up, that one piece of gear, the Holy Grail if you will that would fix our tone and make us the next super star.

The simple truth is, there's no quick cure for G.A.S. Well, I guess that's not true. The surest fix for it is what was formerly referred to as W.A.F. Wife Approval Factor was harder to gain depending on A.) when you last acquired something for your wife and/or the household b.) when you last gave in to a bout of G.A.S. yourself and most importantly C.) the cost of the cure to your current G.A.S.

W.A.F however was deemed to be politically incorrect...there are a lot of excellent, skilled bass players out there of the female type including but not limited to Lizzy Damont, Amanda Ruzza, Esperanza Spalding, Tal Wilkenfield, Jennifer Arroyo, Melissa Auf der Maur and others (google them if you don't know who they are!) So W.A.F. became S.A.F...same thing, just using Spouse instead of Wife in recoginition of a HUSBAND'S possible objection to G.A.S.

So what is the best way to control your G.A.S.? Other then quitting music that is. Well, get a job at a top music chain...well, scratch that, that just gives me MORE gas. The staff discount does help with the pocketbook, however. Well, I do advise working within the S.A.F. It's personally stopped me from giving in to G.A.S. and regretting it later...yes giving in to G.A.S. can cause you to have regret!!!

Like the time I HAD to have that certain effects pedal. When I figured out that it wasn't the right one, I ended up losing money on it, money I could have spent on the RIGHT pedal! G.A.S. has ruined the finances of many...in my job, I've seen it happen to many a good musician who just couldn't control their G.A.S.

So step one, is to calmly do your product research. Find out what the gear is supposed to do, and be absolutely certain that it's the right product for your needs. As part of your research, there's a mantra we use at talkbass.com that sez "try before you buy!" Wise words. If possible/feasible, try the gear with your own equipment, or with as close to your rig as you're able to before committing to a purchase or trade in order to satisfy your lust (which is what G.A.S. really is when you get right down to it...lust for gear...maybe we should change it to LFG...)

Then, once you're sure, gauge the S.A.F. Be it from the girlfriend or the spouse...a GF's opinion will likely be less important than a spouse's, but you should still check in nonetheless. If you're single...and you have the disposeable income...then get it while you're still single!

Okay, if the S.A.F. is good and you get the green light, and you can manage to pay for that Holy Grail of equipment...go for it!

Just remember...the grass is always greener...G.A.S. is usually cured only temporarily, and then the next piece of gear comes along! But with the help of my lovely wife (the S.A.F. in my house hold), my personal G.A.S. is held at bay for long, long periods of time!

Any other tips on controlling G.A.S.? Feel free to post comments

P.S. to help fund my now (IMO) infrequent bouts of G.A.S. my wife has taken over marketing of the revgroove brand, and has started a some online ventures. Please feel free to click on the links to the right, cheers!


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Now playing: Janet Jackson - Go Deep
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Saturday, January 17, 2009

Gig Report

Just got in, literally, from a gig in Montreal with Keys N Krates (http://www.keysnkrates.com/), man, I haven't been to Mo-Town north since I was 11...that's way too long ago...and woosh, it was off the hook. Eli and Jesse at the Academy were awesome, and as per usual, KnK (Flo, Tune, and Matisse) put on a great show. The after party was ridiculous (in the good sense) and we made some new friends to boot that we'll look forward to hooking up with again at future shows.

I was going to put up a video blog last night, but we didn't roll into our hotel room until 6:18 this morning. The Delta Montreal is a class joint, I think it's the nicest hotel I've stayed in, on a par with Adams Mark hotels in the states. We were SUPPOSED to leave around 11:00 this morning, but after a roll in at that time, fuggedd aboud it! Flo flew from MO straight back to NY, and so it was just Matisse, Tune and I on the way back for some spirited discussion on the lovely women in our lives (or the lack thereof in one particular case), music, production, and future goals we each have as far as our musical endeavors.

It was indeed a late arrival, all my kids except for the baby were up to greet me...sounds like she's about to get up though. Some stuff happened today before I got home that I won't get into, so daddy coming home to slay the bad guy is an especially big thing this time around!

We'll get back to a bass-centric or musical blog post in the next several days. If you have any ideas on specific topics you'd like to hear my take on, post a comment!



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Now playing: Rev. Groove - The Breakdown
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Until next time: The Rev. AJ Groove